When Ted Cruz is at important campaign events, he sometimes has to low key go to the bathroom. He has a bowel movement that needs the utmost attention.
He runs to the bathroom and gets that instant gratification when he finally sits on the toilet.
Then it starts.
It keeps going.
His wife walks in accidentally.
And then he’s finished, and he’s so happy, so proud of himself.
But, later he questions if he washed his hands thoroughly enough.
