6 Faces Ted Cruz Makes When Passing a Bowel Movement

When Ted Cruz is at important campaign events, he sometimes has to low key go to the bathroom. He has a bowel movement that needs the utmost attention.

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He runs to the bathroom and gets that instant gratification when he finally sits on the toilet.

Then it starts.

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It keeps going.

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His wife walks in accidentally.

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And then he’s finished, and he’s so happy, so proud of himself.

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But, later he questions if he washed his hands thoroughly enough.

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